...pulling into the church parking lot for the second day of vbs at 9:54 am...
"Oh no! Hurry, Mama! We're going to miss it!"
"Sweetie, we're early. Six minutes early."
"But that just means in six minutes we'll be REALLY LATE!!!"
"No, in six minutes we'll be on time. Right now we're early."
"No we're not, we're almost late!"