Poop Monolouges

I'm AM hurryin' up. I'M not slow, my POOP is slow. Poop is soooo slow. Poop is jis like elaphints.

*pause*

Did you know poop is made outta elaphints?

(!!!)

Yep, it is. Because... because, elaphints is slow and poop is slow. They is da same. Thas why poop floats around sooo sloow, jis like elaphints swimmin' aroun' in dere. So elaphints an poop is da same sing, so poop is made outta elaphints.

Tot Talk Tuesday: Giggers and Kinkles

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Of all the kids I've known, I think that Judah really has the cutest, lisping "baby talk" I've ever heard. I will be sadsadsad when he grows out of it. I think it's so cute partly because he's so very articulate and talks soooo much. He doesn't say "t", "rrr", "st" or "d". This creates some very entertaining sentences!

"Mommy, dat gigger is gigging! Gigigigigig! Giggers go gig gig gig gig gig-- dey're giggin' up WOCKS!"

"Mommy, IIIIII NEEEEEED TOOOO KINKLE!!!!!!!!!!!! I need to kinkle kinkle kinkle. And poop. I need to make a biiig poop and a yittle kinkle."

I'm totally going to start taking the video camera into the bathroom with me every time he needs to go. I'll start a label called "Potty Talk: Interviews in the Bathroom" You'll love it!

So will he. It will make up for some of the cleaning-pee-off-the-floor incidents lately...

*evil grin*


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Tot Talk Tuesday: Judahisms

Dorritos: "Porrreeeboes??"

Tomatoes and potatoes are both: "Puhmadooooes??"

Please may I have....?: "Puhaaaa dat?"

Granola (which he like on his "yoooogit?"): "Gwoyiyah?"

And yes, he really does talk in perpetual question marks, and in an incredibly high squeaky voice. Which will embarrass him in a few years :)

Check out everyone else's cute little ones at The Monkey and Me!

Tot Talk Tuesday: Video Edition (again)

He just at that stage where everything he says is adorable! And he's obsessed with "heeewoooos" who "fight da ba-guys" and the "montews". So, here ya go. Enjoy Judah's latest potty interview :)



And one more for luck!

Tonight's dinner menu, according to Judah, was;

"Blocadeee and Whackamoni Cheeeeeeeese!"

Tot Talk Tuesday: Video Edition

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It's that time of the week again! And here I am barely getting my post in before bed again :)

Pretty much everything Judah says these days is super cute, so here's a mini-video interview from about two weeks ago, for you viewing pleasure!

I love how he mixes up "popsicle" and "milkshake" and it comes out "motorsicle"

"I haa a moh-sicle on muh face"

And the way he's throwing the word "actually" into all his sentences these days;

"What kind of popsicle did you have, Judah?"

(and the way he kinda shakes his head sideways as he says...)

"Aksheellly pink"



Thanks again to Niecey for hosting!!

Tot Talk Tuesday

It's that time again! Head over to Niecey's blog to find more stories of kids saying the darndest things :) including one veeery choice poopy story!



While reading Dr Seuss's ABCs to Judah this week we got hung up on this page:



Specifically on this part:




Mommy, whatsa matter ah heeem??

I think he's scratching, he's itchy

No....... He's maaaad.

No honey, he's not mad, he's just itchy.

No! He's mad!

Why is he mad?

*long pause*

'Cause, cause....the hungeee howus eated his haaair!

*pause*

"Siyyeee howus" (silly horse)


See? That hay does look exactly like Ichabod's hair. The kid is a genius!

Tot Talk Tuesday

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Sofi, to Judah, planning the afternoon's activities:


"First let's chalk, and then we can cautiously approach the doom of blowing bubbles"


Don't look at me! I have nooo idea....

Tot Talk Tuesday

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Judah, on ice cream:

"Mama, pease Ah havinuver bite in mah mouf?"


Judah, on fish, pork and beef;

"Pease Ah have some more chickin?"


I'm with Niecey, I gotta get a notebook, this stuff just doesn't stick in my head! But for now I'm gonna go check out all the other cute stuff kids are saying!