A new kind with some unfortunate juxtapositions of vowels and consonants...
"Mama, I'm a Cahnt Pairie Dog today! And Dadah, you're a Cahnt Pairie Dog, and Sofi's a Cahnt Pairie Dog TOO!"
Only, in your mind, replace all those 'a's with 'U's.......wait for it..... wait.....There.
And then picture that scene in the pew. At church. While all the faithful are filing out after the service.
And so, for the rest of the week he has been a "new supah heeroh, Mama"
"I'm a fire-shooting, C,
Well, I'M not going to tell him, are YOU?