Overheard at breakfast, or: "The wonder is that I'm as sane as I am!"

Judah: "I have muffins!"

Me: "Aren't you a lucky boy"

Judah: "Yes! I'm a doggy!"

Me: "Haha, he remembers Lucky is a dog"

Sofi turns her profile to the lighted window and gives a sobbing sigh, full of despair and anguish;
Sofi: "I miss Lucky. I want him back!"

Me, sarcastically: "I want a million dollars"

Judah: "I don't want a balloon"

Sofi: "Yes, you do"

Judah: "No I don't"

(lather, rinse, repeat)

Sofi, diplomatically: "We both want a balloon-- you want a balloon, and I want a balloon"

Judah: "I have pink, Sofi, and you have byoooo. Whaso funny, Sofi? Why you yaffin'?"