Rookie Jamie throws two-season veteran, Mom, a curveball...
"Binkie? BINKIE??? WHAT! HOW DARE YOU! IHATEBINKIEEEEEEEES!!!"
Mom, staggered, but recovering, quickly responds with a week-long moratorium on leaving-the-house-ever-again, thus establishing an iron-clad napping schedule.
"NO, we're not going to the library even if we do have books over a month over-due! JAMIE NEEDS A NAP!"
But with typical rookie ingenuity, Jamie counters with 3:30AM Party in the Crib, leaving Mom sleep-deprived and too confused to actively enforce an 8:00 morning nap!
(cue disco music coming from the confetti festooned crib)
With collateral damage involving Sofi's math lessons and Judah's storytime, as well as regular meals, any conversation above a whisper and all recreational activiy...
(cut to Mom hovering outside Jamie's bedroom door for hours on end while Sofi and Judah huddle in the corner calling in pitiful whispers for their lunch)
...the suspense builds! Will the so-far-undefeated Mom cave? What will Jamie think of next? Will anyone ever sleep again???!!!
Tune in next week and every Sunday afternoon for...
SLEEP WARS: SEASON THREE
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