Saturday, September 12, 2009

Doing my public service duty, for the good of all Kampers

Dear KOA Kampground Proprietors,

The putting together of two single bunk "mattresses" into a lopsided frame does not a "double bed" make. The whole one-side-four-inches-lower-than-the-other thing is a dead give-away. For your information, this is not the most comfortable way for an adult to sleep. Unless perhaps that adult is less than five feet tall. I am 5 feet, 8 inches. I do not appreciate the dwarfish ambiance.

Also, the whole "K" thing? Is stupid.

Sincerely,

3 comments:

Hosanna said...

At least you're not having to put up a tent in the fast approaching darkness; like I remember doing on our cross country trip as a kid; then sleeping in a sleeping bag on the cold, cold ground. :(

Denise said...

LOL, Sick of them already? I hope you have more Air Force Inns and hotels left than KOAs then!

Jenny said...

Yeah...what happened to all the "military lodgings"???