And den the dwagon schopped off my head, like dis-- schop-schop
Oh really? And then did you carry it around under your arm like The Green Knight?
Noooo... I cawwied it awound in my hand, like dis. And den...and den...and den I gwooooed it back on! And den I schopped HIS head off!!
This is what happens when you read too many King Arthur stories at bedtime.