Not Me Monday-- the Flu edition

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

This is all for Laurie!

No way did I take (only slightly) wet pants out of the hamper to put on a toddler who'd pooped out his last clean pair of pjs at 3 am. Not me. And it certainly wasn't me who'd looked at the pile of dirty laundry at 11:00 the evening before and decided that it could wait till tomorrow. Decided that sleep was more important than clean clothes. As were the hours of blog-surfing that led to this 11th hour realization. Huh-uh. That was not me.

I totally did not feed my children fish sticks one day and hotdogs the next because I was too sick and tired to cook. And no way, No Way, did I tell my daughter that yes, pickles and saurkraut count as vegetables. I would NEVER. Especially not me, because they were sick too, and really needed good nutrition and my mama taught me better than that. Uh-HUH.

I absolutely washed my dishes more than twice in the last three days. Absolutely.

There is not a small spot of blueberry-colored poop on my couch that I am ignoring because it basically the same color as the couch and who can tell? It's not blueberry-colored because that's the only thing poor leaky-hiney over here will eat right now. Nope. Not my couch.

I am totally not typing this while wearing the clothes I wore yesterday. And slept in. Maybe even two nights. I wear sexy-mama pjs to bed every night. Because I am just that kind of woman. The kind of woman who can changes blueberry diarrhea diapers at 3 am in sexy-mama pjs.

I could go on. But I imagine you'd rather I didn't.