Today in the pool we were discussing Jesus' dead body, which was brought back to life and then went to heaven for a new body (Judah thinks this whole new body thing is the best thing EVER). We spoke of God and Jesus, established that they were both boys ("cool, mom") and then went on to talk about how God is a King and will come back to earth one day to establish a New Kingdom.
"Andandand, I will be a KNIGHT in da Kingdom"
(of course, since there's a King and a Kingdom, there has to be knights, right? Of course right!)
"Um, sure, Judah, you will be a knight for God"
"What do knights DO in da Kingdom?? Do dey FIGHT??"
"Umm, I don't think so... What do YOU think they do?"
"Ummm, I sink dey...sit around and kiss nice geeeuls.. and den dey will pray to Jesus and pray to God aaaaaaand.... den dey bring nice ladies to da King!"
*pause for deep thought*
"And DEN dey go andandand kill da dolphins. 'Cause dey're baaaad dolphins"
('cause, you know, he's three)