Friday, October 30, 2009

"Judah asserts his male autonomy in the face of female manipulativism": or, "It's even harder out here if you refuse to be a pimp"

Sofi, screaming: Aaaah! He's drinking out of my water bottle with his germy flu mouth!!! Stooooop!! Moo-ooom!

Judah: No!

Me: Judah, you must ask your sister nicely if you want to use her water bottle.

Judah: Sofi, puhyiy use you wadah boddle?

Sofi: Ewww, noooo, that's gross, you have GERMS!! Noooo!!!

Me: Judah say 'may I please use your water bottle deeear sister?' You have to charm her.

Judah: Puhyiy use you waddah boddle deee sister?

Me: How can you resist that, Sofi?

Sofi: You have to charm me Judah, you have to make me feel sorry for you...

me: Judah, say 'I love you, dear sister, may I please use your water bottle?'

Judah, thinking about it: Ummm. No.


Lauren Valentine said...

Hahahaha! I love it!

Buckeroomama said...

That's hilarious!! Well, he's gotta draw the line somewhere... :) Have a great weekend.

Jenny said...

That is just too good. LOL

Hosanna said...


Sandra said...

What an independent little love!

ViolinMama said...

I'm here,, this is awesome!!!!!

Sorry I've been MIA. I'm trying to get back, and this was a perfect read...hahah!

Rebecca said...

Ha ha ha!!! That is so funny.

And I can't believe you're training him to charm her. Lol!