"No, Violet, don't lick the floor."
"Judah, you may not put the lawnmower in the pool."
"No, Violet, don't lick the car"
"The hilarious thing about Louis XVI is..."
"Honey, Lanolin is not for your hair."
"Son, you may not use your violin bow for a sword."
"I don't want to hear your opinion. I just want you to give me the right answer."
"No, Violet, don't lick Judah's boots."
"Honey, go put your underwear on and you may not get naked any more."
"No, son, don't lick that coat."
"Judah, no. Take the snake out of your snack."
7 comments:
LOL!! I hated it when my dad would say, "I know what you were thinking. I was a child once, too." Yup, I've said that to J.
You are so funny! Kids do give lots of material.
I would add, "Don't paint the walls with your toothbrush!"
Oh gosh! Yes, to painting the walls with manymany things! BTDT for sure!
Buckaroo, my dad used to say "In twenty years you'll understand..." to us all the time, and I totally say it to Sofi now!
I never thought I would have to say the words "We can't have children of our own......"
Awww, Hosie.....
*sniff*
:( Hosanna.... :( {{Hugs}}
Hosanna my heart just breaks for you.... I pray for you, too, often as you cross my mind/heart.
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