Overheard at our house

Judah runs inside, proclaiming...

I found a lizard, I found a lizard!

(they're everywhere here, but the kids still find it a novelty)

Me: Oh boy! Was it a big one?

Judah: yes, it was weeeally BIG. And it talked to me! *nods vehemently*

Me: Oh really? What did it say?

Judah: It said, hello, do you want to be my friend? and I said yes!



Earlier today:

Sofi: I want to grow up right now and move to Russia and buy a house and have ten kids!

Me: Oh my. Really? Well, go for it!

Sofi: Weell, maybe only eight kids.