Conversation with a friend recently, after the birth of her second child (remind me never to mess with a nursing woman again):
HER: Ok, we got a WAY RAWER (is that a word) deal in the fall, then men did. I mean, toil the earth?? WHAT THE HELL!!!!???? I like to toil the earth. I'd like to toil and trade him for the hematoma, hernia, hemorrhoids, nursing, let down, cramping uterus etc.
ME: I am SOOO putting that on my blog
HER: ok..... when you do, can you spell that damn word right (hemorrhoid), and not reference me!
Sure, honey, sure. Whatever makes you happy :)