This morning it took me 45 min to eat my bowl of oatmeal. 45 min. And I don't even really like oatmeal that much.
Normally it takes me about 15 min to eat breakfast, but multiply that by a potty-training toddler, a husband rushing out the door late to work and a whiny anonymous other child who hates oatmeal as much as I do and you get a 45 min bowl of cereal. I microwaved it three times. I microwaved my coffee five times. I finally finished eating, standing up in the the kitchen, hiding out in the corner by the microwave, ignoring shouts of "Mommy, Mommy, Mommy! Pooppotty???"
The kids I babysit will be here in 15 min. I haven't had a shower yet-- still in my pjs.
Anyone know where I can go to get a refund on a non-functioning Friday??